"The Ogre's Cookbook: Tasty and Nutritious Way to Prepare Children"
This is a self motivated project.
My Illustrations for "The Ogre's Cookbook: Tasty and Nutritious Ways to Prepare Children"
by Grigory Oster
This is a self motivated project.
My Illustrations for "The Ogre's Cookbook: Tasty and Nutritious Ways to Prepare Children"
by Grigory Oster
SPOILED CHILDREN WITH EGG YOLK
Spoil children until they become impossible, then dump them into egg yolk,
sprinkle some sugar and, without allowing them to lick one another, quickly set them on the table.
Spoil children until they become impossible, then dump them into egg yolk,
sprinkle some sugar and, without allowing them to lick one another, quickly set them on the table.
BOYS DONE À LA GIRL, WITH SOFT LITTLE FINGERS
Mix several sluggish rotten boys in a pot, dilute with fragrant shampoo and hand cream, thin further with syrup.
Dissolve into the resulting glop two handkerchiefs and four lace shirt collars. In two hours,
strain through cheesecloth and drink in small gulps.
Mix several sluggish rotten boys in a pot, dilute with fragrant shampoo and hand cream, thin further with syrup.
Dissolve into the resulting glop two handkerchiefs and four lace shirt collars. In two hours,
strain through cheesecloth and drink in small gulps.
MARCHING BOY STUFFING
MEATBALLS OF SPANKED LITTLE BOYS
Clean several freshly spanked little boys and remove slingshots, marbles, and cap guns from their pockets.
Dump into flour, smear oil on their bottoms, pour salt on their heads, fry and eat as quickly as possible,
before they get into more mischief.
Clean several freshly spanked little boys and remove slingshots, marbles, and cap guns from their pockets.
Dump into flour, smear oil on their bottoms, pour salt on their heads, fry and eat as quickly as possible,
before they get into more mischief.
PICKLED LITTLE GIRLS
LITTLE FOOL WITH POPPY SEEDS
Pour poppy seeds over an impossibly foolish little girl and promise her whatever she wants. Eat her while she's happy.
Pour poppy seeds over an impossibly foolish little girl and promise her whatever she wants. Eat her while she's happy.
SPICY STEW OF SCRATCHING LITTLE GIRLS
Either husky or petite little girls will work for this dish, but they must have dirty fingernails. Wash the selected little girls in hot brine and place them in a tub, periodically swishing so as to fit in even more. When getting the marinated little girls a month later, pay close attention that no biters got mixed in among the scratchers.
Either husky or petite little girls will work for this dish, but they must have dirty fingernails. Wash the selected little girls in hot brine and place them in a tub, periodically swishing so as to fit in even more. When getting the marinated little girls a month later, pay close attention that no biters got mixed in among the scratchers.
STUCK-UP SCHOOLGIRL
Take a girl who's enchanted by her own appearance, stand her before a mirror, let her gaze at herself until in a self-absorbed daze, sprinkle with wide ribbons and tiny buttons, bring to ecstasy and serve with tea.
Take a girl who's enchanted by her own appearance, stand her before a mirror, let her gaze at herself until in a self-absorbed daze, sprinkle with wide ribbons and tiny buttons, bring to ecstasy and serve with tea.
